Sitting outside; at 5:40 pm, it couldn’t be better. Le soleil fait la vie belle. (All hail the best state in the Union)

Posted Thursday, June 25th, at 5:41 PM (∞).

am i the last person

tendayslate:

to find out that flo rida’s name is based off of his homestate of florida? i honest to goodness never realized that.

i had to find out in front of a circle of adults who all knew it already. that was cool.

TO MERCROWE:

APPARENTLY HEARING TOP HIT MAINSTREAM SONGS EVERY WEEK AT THE KEG (I DON’T GO EVERY WEEK) DOES NOT NECESSARILY MEAN YOU KNOW WHAT OR WHO YOU’RE LISTENING TO. IRONICALLY, I HAD SEMI-SUNG AND CERTAINLY DANCED TO “BLAME IT ON THE ALCOHOL” BY JAMIE FOXX AND NEVER KNEW THE AH-AH-AH WAS “ALCOHOL” (OR THAT JAMIE WAS SINGING)…MORAL OF THE STORY: BLAME IT ON THE ALCOHOL, AND SYNDROME OF BEING “THE LAST PERSON.”

Found via tendayslate. Posted Monday, June 22nd, at 1:20 AM (∞).

WE HATE LOPA

Probably the best thing I’ve seen ALL day. Lopa, you superstar! Getting your own silly blog dedicated to you (and deliberately primitive paintshop-esque graphic add-ons). Why isn’t this an appropriate tool for recruitment? 

Posted Friday, June 19th, at 2:20 PM (∞).

C'est la vie

Or maybe not quite so…but as it is, I don’t think enough seniors follow my useless blog for it to matter (it helps chew off the boredom).

No matter—Congratulations and Happy Graduation Day! 

Posted Friday, June 19th, at 1:48 PM (∞).
“Of few things does Schopenhauer speak with great assurance than he does of the effect of aesthetic contemplation: he says of it that it counteracts sexual ’interestedness,’…”the beautiful promises happiness”; to him [Stendhal] the fact seems to be precisely that the beautiful arouses the will (“interestedness”).”
-Nietzsche
So yeah, moral of the brief reading, is that David is in fact, hot, and that it does not degrade art, or offend the propriety encompassing aestheticism, if you feel that way. What is offensive, however, is that the museum housing this true hunk of marble decided to close its doors on a bullshit whim the day I had an appointment to visit. Bella Italia, sei volubile! 

“Of few things does Schopenhauer speak with great assurance than he does of the effect of aesthetic contemplation: he says of it that it counteracts sexual ’interestedness,’…”the beautiful promises happiness”; to him [Stendhal] the fact seems to be precisely that the beautiful arouses the will (“interestedness”).”

-Nietzsche

So yeah, moral of the brief reading, is that David is in fact, hot, and that it does not degrade art, or offend the propriety encompassing aestheticism, if you feel that way. What is offensive, however, is that the museum housing this true hunk of marble decided to close its doors on a bullshit whim the day I had an appointment to visit. Bella Italia, sei volubile! 

Posted Friday, June 19th, at 4:21 AM (∞).

"I don't practice Santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball"

But if I did…

1) I would pull a Bond Casino Royale and break through this wall

2) and if you can’t find those matches, I’ll give you what you need

3) Honey, baby, cupcake, shut the fuck up, nicknames are not my creed

4) But the café cannot help me, and the clouds that are right there

5) Are mysteriously deterring my work on this;

6) I just don’t care!

7) “What I really wanna know,

8) Oh baby,

9) what I really want to say I can’t define”.

Posted Tuesday, May 26th, at 2:02 PM (∞).

Night #5 of the "Weekend" aka Thurs.-Mon.

I could make this Noche #5, which got me thinking about the meaning of sustainable energy, and not just within the realm of alternative energy and it’s relation to a greener environment, but how I might “sustain” my energy, so to speak…

1) Geothermal Energy

2) Geothermal sensation post-drinks

3) Geothermal explosions whilst dancing

4) What is Gee-o-fur-mul Em-em-urgee?

5) It’s under 60 degrees, conditions are ripe for geothermal warmth, emanating from me.

Posted Monday, May 25th, at 8:49 PM (∞).

HAHAHA, OH HOW I MISS BLUEBERRY YUM YUM. (I would not categorize this as a Karate-Kid echelon classic, but perhaps some other category could be made?)

Posted Thursday, March 12th, at 2:40 PM (∞).

Am I really going to review my liquor store? Well, okay, why not.

Dear Evanston 1st,
You have been there for me for many years through the good times and the bad. Here are some things I’ve been meaning to tell you:

1) You are so close to my house. God forbid I ever try to go straight-edge.
2) You have a good selection of wine and beer (I am forbidden to drink anything else).
3) When you have long lines, they move fast.
4) Employees are nice and helpful and laugh at my silly dogs tied up outside.
5) You always give my daughter a lollipop so she is learning early on to associate the liquor store with good things.

But…
1) I find cheaper wine occasionally at Whole Paycheck (your cheapest wine is usually $8 or $9) or Cost Plus World Market.
2) Your hours are disappointing. I know, I know, it’s not your fault (the fault lies with the City of Evanston), but I don’t know how many times I have walked over at 5 past 10 and you’re closed.

some person named Erin J. on http://www.yelp.com/biz/evanston-1st-liquors-evanston

Posted Friday, March 6th, at 6:01 PM (∞).

FML: Response to Bishop

One of my eyes might be getting infected, so I look diseased. I cannot remove my contacts since I need to work on a political science paper aka Dildo of Political Torture. I’m not going to sleep until 2 PM. Some sort of annoying soreness has manifested itself in my throat…I suppose the Dildo of Poltical Torture isn’t just fucking me from behind. FML.

Posted Tuesday, February 24th, at 2:33 AM (∞).

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